The Muffin Map
- 31-08-2025, 17:29
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The Muffin Map (Minecraft Bedrock)
This one’s delightfully dumb in the best way. The Muffin Map throws you and “Professer” (yes, spelled like that) into a chain of goofy science mishaps that ends with you diving inside a giant muffin to hunt down its “power source.” Think Saturday-morning-cartoon energy with Minecraft puzzle rooms, short parkour bits, and dialogue pop-ups that keep roasting you while you bumble forward.
The flow: you start in a little lab, flip a few switches, trigger an “oops,” and suddenly you’re riding conveyors and vents into pastry land. Inside the muffin it’s all themed chambers—crumb tunnels, frosting pipes, sprinkle bridges—with simple logic puzzles (color-matching plates, timed levers, item fetches) and a couple momentum sections that won’t break your keyboard. Checkpoints are fair; fail a jump and you’re back in seconds, not miles. Keep an eye out for goofy collectibles tucked behind trapdoors and half-open grates—finding them usually unlocks extra lines from Professer or opens shortcuts.
Tips that actually help:
Turn View Bobbing off and set FOV around 85—easier to line up short jumps on sprinkle rails.
Read the signs. The map hides legit hints in the jokes.
Bring a friend if you can—taking turns on timed plates makes a few rooms way less sweaty.
When the lights flicker, count it. Some doors key off a simple blink rhythm.
If you want a light, funny adventure you can beat in a night, The Muffin Map hits that sweet spot—goofy story, comfy puzzles, just enough parkour, and a finale that’s exactly as ridiculous as a muffin dungeon should be.
Installation instructions:
Android: use the file manager, go to the directory with the downloaded map file and open it.
Windows 10: open the folder with the downloaded file and activate the mcworld file.
IOS: after downloading, your mobile device will prompt you to install the map.
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